Cat World Domination Adoption Event

Prepare to meet your new overlords!

June 24th is Cat World Domination Day, and to honor our new feline overlords, we are offering Name-Your-Price adoption fees on all of our adult cats (6 months +)!

How will cats take over the world, you ask? Here’s what to look out for:

1. Osmosis: if your cat likes to sleep on your computer keyboard or a book, you might think this is a purely innocent tactic to get attention. But you’d be wrong…they’re soaking up all our human knowledge through osmosis, and probably uploading all those cat videos to Youtube while they’re at it!
2. Mind Control: they use the power of their purrs to lull you into a false sense of security.
3. Hypnosis: be aware of that adorable stare – that’s how they Jedi-mind-trick you into giving them more snacks!
4. Paralysis: you’ll feel special when they hop into your lap for a cuddle, but really they’re keeping you stuck in one spot while their fellow felines begin the takeover.

You can help our cats succeed in their world-domination mission by bringing one (or two) of them the ruler of your home!

*Standard adoption procedures apply. Minimum $10 donation in lieu of adoption fee. All cats six months old and older are eligible.*